So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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