dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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