Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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