I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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