Im at strip club and am horny
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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