Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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