He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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