Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He passed out mid-signature
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
pray to the hookup gods
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel