I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Also fuck yeah conspiracy