The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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