Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(970): View more from Colorado

We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard

(970): View more from Colorado

I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock

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(518): View more from New York

He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.

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(719): View more from Colorado

new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge

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(916): View more from California

If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes

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(563): View more from Iowa

Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag

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(253): View more from Washington

We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.

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(770): View more from Georgia

All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.

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(818): View more from California

You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.

(1-818): View more from California

Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.

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(314): View more from Missouri

When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?

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