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• (720): View more from Colorado

  It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (425): View more from Washington

  we turned his baptism video into a drinking game

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (253): View more from Washington

  He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you

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• (707): View more from California

  We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out

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