You can't motorboat a personality
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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