so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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