I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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