Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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