Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
be right there i have to get my cape
You ate ashes out of my bong
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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