If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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