it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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