big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
im holly from the hills drunk
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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