I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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