K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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