I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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