How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Sponge bath it is.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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