White coat. Heels.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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