Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I'm really busy with my period
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