Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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