If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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