What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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