I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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