No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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