Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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