Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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