i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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