The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize