How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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