do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Verdict: uncircumcised.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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