Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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