I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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