evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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