Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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