i jhust puked up my retainher.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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