On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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