Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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