i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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