I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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