I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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