your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize