And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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