hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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