It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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