He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
