Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
