What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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