I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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