this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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