Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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